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Cute Girl

A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, “Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn’t do.”

The mother exclaimed, “But that’s terrible! I’m going to have a talk with your teacher about this … by the way, what was it that you didn’t do?”

The little girl replied, “My homework.”

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“Thank goodness!”

“Isn’t the principal a dummy!” said a boy to a girl.

“Say, do you know who I am?” asked the girl.
“No.”
“I’m the principal’s daughter.”

“And do you know who I am?” asked the boy.
“No,” she replied.
“Thank goodness!”