Okay, very funny. Ha! Ha! Ha! I almost split my infinite sides. When I parted the Red Sea it was to allow Moses and his people to escape from Egypt. Watching my Chosen People break their backs building pyramids really (expletive deleted) me off. If the Egyptians had been building them to honour me, that’s fine. Moses and his people would still be humping those stones around. But they weren’t. So I figured they could get their own Gods to build those things. Moses and his people were working all hours while Amun, Anubis, Horus and the rest of them were just sitting on their backsides? No, way! What I’m saying is the Red Sea trick was a one off, right? To suggest that Jehovah, the Supreme Being, the Creator of All Things, the Ens Entium, the Omnipotent One would use His awesome powers to part the water in some little stream just to help Moses catch fish is an insult. And even if I did, how’s that going to help him? You see any fish in the gap? No? And why don’t you see any fish? Because they’re in the water on each side. You think the fish are going to see a gap and cry, “Hey, look! There’s a gap! Let’s jump into it and flop about.” If I’d wanted to help Moses catch fish I’d have drained all the water out of there. So this is an insult on my Infinite Wisdom as well. Finally, the cartoon suggests that Moses did the parting himself. In other words, he didn’t need my help. Boy! You really are asking for that bolt of lighting.
you know this is so not cool> alot of people believe in moses and dont think its very funny for you to be mocking our ways. god and even ,oses still loves you but you still have no right to do this mabey you should like read the bible or pray mabey youll get what i mean.
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Okay, very funny. Ha! Ha! Ha! I almost split my infinite sides. When I parted the Red Sea it was to allow Moses and his people to escape from Egypt. Watching my Chosen People break their backs building pyramids really (expletive deleted) me off. If the Egyptians had been building them to honour me, that’s fine. Moses and his people would still be humping those stones around. But they weren’t. So I figured they could get their own Gods to build those things. Moses and his people were working all hours while Amun, Anubis, Horus and the rest of them were just sitting on their backsides? No, way! What I’m saying is the Red Sea trick was a one off, right? To suggest that Jehovah, the Supreme Being, the Creator of All Things, the Ens Entium, the Omnipotent One would use His awesome powers to part the water in some little stream just to help Moses catch fish is an insult. And even if I did, how’s that going to help him? You see any fish in the gap? No? And why don’t you see any fish? Because they’re in the water on each side. You think the fish are going to see a gap and cry, “Hey, look! There’s a gap! Let’s jump into it and flop about.” If I’d wanted to help Moses catch fish I’d have drained all the water out of there. So this is an insult on my Infinite Wisdom as well. Finally, the cartoon suggests that Moses did the parting himself. In other words, he didn’t need my help. Boy! You really are asking for that bolt of lighting.
God.
what moses might do besides dancing around trees and creating a hole in the pond…
dance
dance floor
dancers
dancing videos
you know this is so not cool> alot of people believe in moses and dont think its very funny for you to be mocking our ways. god and even ,oses still loves you but you still have no right to do this mabey you should like read the bible or pray mabey youll get what i mean.
What’s wrong people? no one takes a joke anymore? It is better Moses than Jesus. :p
lol
o yeh, im sure moses split the Red Sea, just like Jesus survived death
Smart people you are…let me guess…Americans?